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hey there! I’m Sam (he/him), I’m 24 and I’m way too pretentious about absolute bullshit <3

I write a mix of Homestuck / JJBA fanfic on my main ao3 account jojotier, and I used to write a fair bit of Magnus Archives fanfic with a couple other buds under the collective ao3 sam_roulette, but it’s been a bit since I’ve done that lmao. I’ll stick some notable fics of mine below the read more.

I also do original fiction! Most of it is in snippets in my writing tag; whatever I post about my 120+ original project ideas is in my backburner projects tag.

I also write for the webcomic Beasts Without Burden, drawn by the incredible @terra-toma!

If you like the idea of a pathetic trans cryptozzologist pretending to be a monster hunter coming back not-quite-right after being eaten by a monster, a magic system based around colors and the comic medium itself, and a very queer neurodivergent found family, this is the comic for you! We’re currently on webtoons and tapas, but we’re looking to host it on other sites too…

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second-order-simulacra:

final-girl-cas:

final-girl-cas:

ace-beef:

informercials:

amlsh:

geekishchic:

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “i fill my ass with orange juice”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

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must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: ”17 cocks”

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always reblog tumblr identification

this post makes me want to gouge my eyes out

im laughins so hard who changed it

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WHO TF EDITED THE SHOELACE POST

No seriously the edit function has been gone for years who did this

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Anonymous asked:

why feel bad about advertising? you advertise your webcomic all the time, no?

I mean Yes but that’s different. if i’m publishing a book that’s just me. Beasts Without Burden is made in concert with someone else, meaning I literally cannot feel bad bc I am hyping the artist up so fuckin hardcore. you WILL see Terra’s art or so help me God

man i’m in a constant tug of war with myself bc like. i would like to be a published author right. i would like to Make Book and perchance Sell Book for Money. but also the thought of advertising for myself on this account kinda gives me the ick jhbkjh

The way that Shadows House is about how the rich exploit the poor and desperate for everything yet that exploitation isn’t innate; the fact that exploitation is taught to their children and how the shadows are meant to dehumanize their “”“living dolls”“” and try to stop them from maintaining individual personalities while the soot children themselves are given form in these poor children’s likeness. The fact that living dolls drink “coffee” and that’s what brainwashes them into being completely compliant and dependent on the ideology of the Shadows being superior to them in every way and thus the House cannot be questioned. The fact that shadows are meant to steal their human “doll’s” very face in the process of becoming an adult. The fact that becoming an adult means killing someone deemed “lesser” than you. The fact that what’s truly seen as radical are the shadow children who decide Not to exploit and harm their dolls, who treat them as individuals, cherished family, and dear dear friends. The fact that for a shadow to become an “adult” they have to kill this cherished person. I am Thinking So Many Thoughts

socrates2point0h:

play-now-my-lord:

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made this before i came up with a punchline and wound up too afraid of it to actually come up with one. rip

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mr jojotier i would love. some elaboration on this

Imprisoned by the Pleasures of the False World: the fantasy of being a bee

Imprisoned by the Terror of Pure Reality: the reality of the bee just being Jerry Seinfeld

Absence of Divine Spark: created by Dreamworks and therefore categorically incapable of being of God

Soul Destroyed by God’s Light: memed so much it’s been granted the immortality of the machine

tl;dr Jerry Seinfeld achieved Godhood when he transmuted his image into the hollow CGI shell of a bee. We are beeholden to whatever comes next.

what the fuck do you MEAN may wasn’t last week

play-now-my-lord:

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made this before i came up with a punchline and wound up too afraid of it to actually come up with one. rip

malscare:

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who’s packing me lunch

jojotier:

I bet that if asked Nic Cage would voice a homestuck character